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The kooky gothic Vampire Valentine's Day

  • Emma Brodie
  • Feb 21, 2017
  • 4 min read

Valentine's Day is over now. Its one of my favourite days. Except Easter. Thats still coming up. But its not the end of love, or match making. Which people do all the time, also online. Thats pretty boring.

I've found some matchmaking cards from Jane Austin that I want to get. I think they focus on love between the characters she wrote about in her books. I haven't read her books, yet, but I want to.

If I made personality cards about myself as a romantic character I would describe myself as a compassionate, kind, loving, girl who likes boys. Sometimes I play the character of the "bad girl", like Wednesday Adams in the Adams family, she has a dark sense of humour, its contagious, she tortures her brother Pugsley. And she's very gothic and grotesque. A mix between awful and beautiful. She'd be good for Halloween. I would like to be a vampire wife. Like Mortita Adams. I like a gothic valentine. But I'm actually very sweet in my personality. A kooky valentine. Looking for a kooky guy, like Gomez Adams, with a moustache, who would kiss my arm.

Not everybody feels the same way about Valentines Day. I don't know why its so boring for some single people, who feel tortured on Valentines Day. I'm just so spoiled on Valentines Day. Lots of people got in touch with me, to wish me happy Valentine's Day, because they know its my favourite day. Some people hate Valentines Day. Its not for everybody. But it is for me.

There's a movies called Valentines Day. Its about some people who love Valentines Day and some people who hate it. Its very good. Its a film about love. Between all the different characters. There are fifteen people in the film who all have their own stories of love on Valentine's Day. I was going to give it four starts out of five, but I upgraded it to five stars out of five because it was Valentines Day when I started writing about it.

There are many different romantic movies. And digital online romantic stories too. Romance is genre. I studied at Bus Stop Films. Lots of movies and digital love stories with weddings fit into that genre. There are also romantic novels, that fit into the genre too. I also have 'Romance Angels' Oracle Cards. My favourite cards are Passion and Stay Optimistic About Your Love Life.

But now back to the movie Valentines day. I like all the characters from this film. It says "Valentine's Day is not a national holiday", which means people still have to go to work on that day. That's like me. I went to work on Valentines Day. But at work they gave me a rose. After a few days it was wilting so I chopped the head off the rose, like Mortita Adams. She cuts the heads off all the flowers in her garden. She hates flowers, she just likes the stems. She also has a plant called Cleopatra. Her first love was Vlad Adams who was Gomez Adam's cousin, her was awful and ladies man, chasing other women. Like Fester, who is so awful you couldn't believe anyone would fall in love with him. He talks about gruesome things, they make a joke about talking dirty. But it means revolting. He choked to death on a toothpick. And Mortitia immediately married Gomez instead. Gomez was supposed to marry Mortitia's sister, but Ophelia, but she fell in love with cousin it!

The movie Valentines Day It says about all the pressure men are under to make the day special. In the film Alex, a young male character is practicing to play a romantic song, naked in his girlfriend's bedroom. He's trying to please her. But her Mum comes home, to her house, and finds him playing the guitar with no clothes on. Its a doosey. She wants to know what he's doing. He says he's just rehearsing. But its not very believable. I hope this doesn't happen to anybody else this Valentines Day. Especially to any of my friends.

There is a woman in the movie Kara, who has a party called 'I hate Valentines Day!' She has it every year. I don't know what that would be like as a party. She has a big pinyata in the shape of a heart. Can you tell me why some people hate Valentines Day? Maybe somebody left them on Valentine's Day and they have bad memories of it. Ironically this Valentines Day she falls in love with a sports reporter Kelvin Moore at the T.V. station where she works as a publicist for a closeted gay football player Sean Jackson. Kelvin Moore also hates Valentines Day but his boss has asked him to do a romantic segment about the day. Its a bit kooky that they fall in love with each other even though they hate valentines day. But I like a dark valentines day. Except for guys like Fester! Or Thing. Who is just a hand.


 
 
 

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