Happy Halloween Gothic Love

I love the Addams Family so dearly I love Addams Family Values I like the nanny Debbie Jellinsky Let me find the storyline - got it! Gomez and Morticia have a third child The baby is called Pubert But Wednesday and Pugsley hate the baby I don't know why but they do They are contagious of more Gothic in them So Gomez and Morticia hire a nanny called Debbie She's a gold-digger, she's digs to use the Addams family To get lots of money Debbie is a serial killer of husbands, a Black Widow Fester is crazy about Debbie He wants to be happily married to her But Debbie is always trying to kill Fester Debbie doesn't have a job, you know She is pretending that she comes from a babysitting agency But she wants to get the Addams Family, into their fortunes All the money they have for pure love and romance She wants it all That's why Fester gets her a new house It's all pink and she puts a bomb inside his present "It's our three week anniversary," he says But he survives the bomb Maybe it was a good gift - it's not that bad is it? I like the big mansion where they live They have a big chandelier Wednesday and Pugsley don't trust Debbie Even though she's very nice - and I know she's got bad taste - Because everything in her house is pink or cream Spotless and all polished - and that chandelier is so big - Debbie tried to kill people but she got what she deserved She wanted a Ballerina Barbie and I want one for my birthday They're delicate and graceful as well Her parents gave her the wrong Barbie "I wanted a Ballerina Barbie and they got me Malibu Barbie That's not who I was. They had to go." She says at the end "Don't I deserve love - and jewellery?" I like her because she is a cheeky villain.

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